Where are my royalties?

Hallyon forwarded this picture to me, apparently I am in the hooch business.

I'll be expecting a check any day now fellas. I am available for endorsements lol.

Funny thing is though, I'm actually not much of a drinker. A beer now and then, on the rare occasions I imbibe the hard stuff it is usually bourbon. But I guess beggars can't be choosers.